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mudhoney, on 04 March 2010 - 08:54 AM, said:
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Boobs or butt time for a vote.
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Posted 04 March 2010 - 12:13 PM
bjr, on 04 March 2010 - 10:02 AM, said:
Sully and Rock_x
Sully's a transient. but certainly welcommen.
So, Australia rocks. We ban small boobs and eat the animals that feature as our national emblem. We also have the world's deadliest* everything -snake, spider, jellyfish, fish, shark, seashell (mollusc?), octopus.
* deadliest is a loose term. A snake may be hugely venomous but only able to inject a tiny bit of poison, or may be very placid. Venomous, poisonous, deadly- it's all subjective.
Wait, what were we talking about?
Oh, speaking of deadly I got a good joke.
3 men get married- an Englishman, a Chinese and an Australian.
On his marriage night the Englishman says to his wife, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' After the first day he doesn't see much. After the second day a little change, and by the third day everything is fine.
The Chinese man says to his wife on his marriage night, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' After the first day he doesn't see much. After the second day a little change, and by the third day everything is fine.
On his marriage night the Australian man says to his wife, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' One the first day he doesn't see much, on the second day he sees a little, and on the third day he manages to crawl out of bed and make himself a sandwich.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 01:23 AM
Rock_X, on 04 March 2010 - 12:13 PM, said:
Sully's a transient. but certainly welcommen.
So, Australia rocks. We ban small boobs and eat the animals that feature as our national emblem. We also have the world's deadliest* everything -snake, spider, jellyfish, fish, shark, seashell (mollusc?), octopus.
* deadliest is a loose term. A snake may be hugely venomous but only able to inject a tiny bit of poison, or may be very placid. Venomous, poisonous, deadly- it's all subjective.
Wait, what were we talking about?
Oh, speaking of deadly I got a good joke.
3 men get married- an Englishman, a Chinese and an Australian.
On his marriage night the Englishman says to his wife, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' After the first day he doesn't see much. After the second day a little change, and by the third day everything is fine.
The Chinese man says to his wife on his marriage night, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' After the first day he doesn't see much. After the second day a little change, and by the third day everything is fine.
On his marriage night the Australian man says to his wife, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' One the first day he doesn't see much, on the second day he sees a little, and on the third day he manages to crawl out of bed and make himself a sandwich.
So, Australia rocks. We ban small boobs and eat the animals that feature as our national emblem. We also have the world's deadliest* everything -snake, spider, jellyfish, fish, shark, seashell (mollusc?), octopus.
* deadliest is a loose term. A snake may be hugely venomous but only able to inject a tiny bit of poison, or may be very placid. Venomous, poisonous, deadly- it's all subjective.
Wait, what were we talking about?
Oh, speaking of deadly I got a good joke.
3 men get married- an Englishman, a Chinese and an Australian.
On his marriage night the Englishman says to his wife, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' After the first day he doesn't see much. After the second day a little change, and by the third day everything is fine.
The Chinese man says to his wife on his marriage night, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' After the first day he doesn't see much. After the second day a little change, and by the third day everything is fine.
On his marriage night the Australian man says to his wife, 'I want my clothes ironed for work every morning and dinner ready every night when I come home.' One the first day he doesn't see much, on the second day he sees a little, and on the third day he manages to crawl out of bed and make himself a sandwich.
i'm not sure what point this joke is tryinhg to make, but it sounds like australian men are bitches
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 02:06 AM
One doesn't mean a whole lot without the other.
However, I'd be way more into a chick with a shapely bum and round hips but small boobs than a chick with awesome boobs but a lousy butt.
However, I'd be way more into a chick with a shapely bum and round hips but small boobs than a chick with awesome boobs but a lousy butt.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 05:54 AM
i've never been specifically one or the other. more of a whole picture kind of guy. i really don't have a selection in the vote because i'm pretty neutral as far as picking one would go.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 07:16 PM
b00, on 05 March 2010 - 10:06 AM, said:
Gay.
"YOU WANNA STEP OUTSIDE, hah hmmmm!? I'll kick my own ass! I've already shit myself. I'm halfway there."
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Posted 08 March 2010 - 03:37 PM
Hippæ, on 08 March 2010 - 12:22 AM, said:
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Waaaaay too much.
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Posted 08 March 2010 - 07:02 PM
Sully, on 08 March 2010 - 08:26 AM, said:
is it possible to be attracted to boobs that large? the risk of suffocation would be terrifying... just like a seriously massive cock or something...
how would you suffocate from a large cock?
...wait a second!
